Tandem fun with ARMY OF TWO

Another one of my "endpage" pieces for the videogame magazine PSM, this time riffing on further tandem activities that might be enjoyed by the lead characters from the upcoming PS3 game ARMY OF TWO.

Not one of my more sterling efforts, to be honest, but A), this sets up an otherwise cryptic joke in yet ANOTHER endpage piece I'll be posting in a bit; and B), the "synchronized swimming" sight gag remains fairly amusing, IMHO.